The latest news is that Britney Spears is threatening Paris Hilton with an X-rated lesbian Sex video to be released to the Internet.  Apparently Paris snubbed Brit at her recent LA birthday party. This angered Britney enough to start some sort of sex tape brawl with her.

But the real question for us Astrologers is ‘why now’ and the answer is that Mars Retrograde stirs up anger and increases frustration. The result is a short, explosive temper tantrum between celebrities.  Oh, and let’s not forget that one of the things Mars rules is sex, and fights.  He loves nothing better than a sex tape scandal, especially if it involves a cat fight.  So, you can bet that Mars (in this case thousands of horny guys) are, right now, as we speak, eagerly watching the Internet for signs that this juicy tape is ready for their viewing pleasure.

This Astrologer expects the wait to be rewarded with nothing more eye-popping than a girl on girl kiss.  If Brit had known it, my Astrology could have helped her avoid this mud-fight with Paris altogether with a yearly forecast Astrology Reading to look at what the year would bring.  But now we all know, the year will have quite a ‘Bang’ for the pop star.