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Hilarious take on Saturn in Virgo

January 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Of course Saturn in Virgo is about health,
of course it is about being perfect,
of course it coincides with a recently published health study in the UK

Does it surprise anyone to learn that the UK is a Virgo?
I expect we’ll hear a lot from them this year.
They’ll nag us,
They’ll pick us apart.
They’ll be like our critical mother who picks up the socks we left lying around while pressing the back of her hand to her forehead and shooting nasty glares in our general direction.

We’ll see lot’s of news stories about skinny anorexic models starving to death (on purpose!)
We’ll all feel fat by comparison,
We’ll hate the pictures, hate the women, feel sorry for them and generally be upset about it.

But the best part is this Hilarious take on it all I found on the web.


Tags: Funny Astrology

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