I am AQUARIUS: Dazzle me - Ancient Ruler Saturn, Modern Ruler Uranus

Innovative, inventive, brilliant and very unusual the AQUARIUS soul is nothing if not unique, sometimes terminally so. Our quizzical resident genius is usually the one who got dressed so quickly in the morning that his shoes are on the wrong feet and her bra is on over her shirt. Yes, the WATER-BEARER often elicits snickers from their fellow humans at they’re seeming ineptitude at normal human affairs. However, Just as often, these same smirking neighbors become stunned at the strokes of genius and innovation that the absent-minded professor-cum-mad-scientist produces.

One thing to be sure about your AQUARIAN friends, is that they don’t usually get too involved in these dynamics of human power play. They are far too busy figuring out new mathematical theorems, locked into the computer, or conceiving of ways to slice bread faster, better, and with less mess. Serving humanity is the goal of this complex thinker, and he can often forget about himself in the process, ergo that moldy sandwich sitting in the corner. ‘You brought that in on Tuesday, and today is Thursday? Hmm, that means I haven’t eaten in two days. No wonder I was feeling light headed.’ Everything gets sublimated to the ideas and thoughts that are rattling around in this person’s head.

The more complex the idea the better, she is bored with simple algorithms and will go out to seek more challenging mental stimulation. The brilliance of this mind is not to be underestimated. But just as importantly, we will all be better off it is also not wasted. You see, due to his need for such complex mentality, he will seek out trouble and troublemakers, if for no other reason than to try and understand them. After all what could be more fascinating than the incongruities of human behavior? ‘Illogical, captain,’ says Dr. Spock. And yet we somehow always get the sense that Mr. Spock is fascinated with trying to logically understand the irrational emotional machinery that makes the rest of us tick.

And then your AQUARIAN friend gets himself into an even more fevered line of analysis, sure that this time he can solve the unsolvable. And much to the surprise of all involved, even himself, sometimes he does. And it’s another leap forward for mankind.

You may have noticed how unswervingly, relentlessly, bull-doggedly attached to an idea the WATER-BEARER can become. And it is useless to argue the point with them. ‘There are absolutes in life,’ he rails. ‘Right is right and wrong is wrong.’ This person is so idealistic that one wonders sometimes how it is possible to live inside their heads. For her ideals are not something to be discussed or striven towards, they are laws, ironclad, immutable and as tangible as that rock cliff over there, and just as binding as gravity. It doesn’t matter if you don’t see things the same way they do. To the AQUARIAN there is only one way to see things. After all, his logic is impeccable, and so, like a math problem, are his conclusions. Trouble is, the human heart isn’t so cut and dried in it’s movements.

And so, the AQUARIUS learns through the concepts and qualities represented by his opposing archetype of LEO. This teaches him about the passion and fire of participation in life and the ability to stand tall and declare his own presence. Ultimately our WATER-BEARING genius discovers that by using her mental prowess to innovate the human experience she fulfills her need to simplify the complexity of the universe. And he simultaneously learns to participate in the mass experience through the strength of his own irrational drives and feelings.

If you love one of these easily distracted people, then become their best friend, pry them out of their isolation and take them to a party. Gently nudge them to pay attention to the mundane, annoyingly base needs of the human body. The AQUARIAN is kinky once you can get them in bed and she falls for a person who embodies their highest ideals. So if you can manage to become a fairy princess, a saint, or mother Theresa he will place you on a pedestal and revere you as the inspiration for all of his accomplishments.

How does it feel to be a Muse?