Steamy Stars Weekly Horoscope July 8-14

Steamy Stars
by Aura Wright.
www.AstrologyChick.com

July 8-14 2010 The Solar Eclipse on the 11th makes for a week of disappearances. It’s human nature to want what we can’t have – so when a romantic interest makes themselves scarce, it often leads to nostalgia or obsession. Now is the time to either let go for good or reunite with passion.

HOTTEST DATE NIGHT – The 11th, but be prepared for things to NOT go as expected. If you prefer more stability with your romance, then opt to wait until after the 12th to stir the romantic fires.

Aries
Is it better to have loved and lost or is it better to hold out for something that isn’t second rate? Try to remember that true love isn’t so smooth that it bores you. And passion isn’t so hot that it burns you. There’s a middle ground my dear, halfway between a yawn-a-thon and a blistering scorch-fest.

Taurus
We’ve all got baggage, but it doesn’t always serve us. If you can resolve the past then you have the hope of being able to move on (and past) whatever has held you back. It’s time to let go, or else you’re in danger of becoming that person that drowns after the plane crash because they were trying to rescue their Luis Vuitton luggage.

Gemini
Hmm, the object of your obsession is not an easy nut to crack. Is it the thrill of the chase you are after, or something real? If it is real, it will stick, otherwise it will melt like an ice-cube in the sun, leaving behind nothing but a mirage in the desert – also known as Las Vegas.

Cancer
YOU are on someone’s mind. Someone you left in the dust. I guess you need to decide if they’ve been punished enough yet, or if you need to break out your whips and chains and call them ‘slave’ in your most demanding dominatrix/dominator tone of voice. This game will go on as long as you let it.

Leo
Loss, longing, nostalgia. These are all emotions you flatly refuse to acknowledge. This is why you are feeling sapped of energy and exhausted. If you just ‘fess up and admit that you are still carrying a torch for that special someone, your energy will return and you’ll know exactly what you need to do. Knowing what you want at least gives you the jump on the competition.

Virgo
If you’re feeling like the last girl at the dance without a partner, don’t. Before you give up on love and romance once and for all, put a better spin on it. Maybe all you need is a night out with your pals dressed like an 80′s hair band and singing bad Karaoke.

Libra
You can’t possibly be content to be an appendage in someone else’s life can you? It’s time to break loose and listen to your own drummer – no matter how spastic he may be. You get to breakdance to your own personal truth. You’ll start a trend.

Scorpio
The difference between a spiritual revelation and religion is the chemicals involved. Your brain is a pharmacy, and anything that is compulsive or hypnotic leads to dependency. Your soul is calling for freedom – break free and fly like the phoenix. Then build a bonfire and dance around it in the moonlight as you burn the chains to the past.

Sagittarius
You can’t control this one, you’ll have to just let go. Release. Emptiness. Void. Rebirth and finally Renewal. Like a clean chalkboard, the writing of the next chapter is up to you. The good news is that if you really did clean that chalkboard, then anything and everything (and everyone) is possible.

Capricorn
Someone is playing ‘hide the cheese’ and it’s not you. This leaves you feeling confused and unclear where you stand in a relationship. Here’s a hint: if you can’t get a clear understanding before you hand over your heart, then hand over the cheese instead.

Aquarius
You can no longer take your ‘routines’ for granted, someone is creating a disruption and there’s not a lot you can do about – besides giving them a swift kick to the shins. Since social custom removes that option, maybe you should try courting their competition?

Pisces
If you focus too intensely on a lover, child or creative project you are bound to drive them away. There’s certainly something to be said for unavailability. It sounds like a game, until the moment when the chaser and the chasee get all caught up in each others charms – then it all seems worth it.

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Steamy Stars Horoscope Week of July 1-7

Steamy Stars
by Aura Wright.
www.AstrologyChick.com

July 1-7 2010 If you’re looking for some 4th of July fireworks, this week – you’ll get em. A love bandit is on the loose, so keep your eye on those you are committed to. Unless, of course, YOU are looking to commit some late-night love crimes. In that case, whip out your box of sparklers and a pair of hot-pants. It’s all star spangled bras and panties after that.

HOTTEST DATE NIGHT – The 4th is filled with enough whiz-bang to carry you through the rest of the week, or several for that matter. Keep a fire-hydrant handy.

Aries
You are torn between impulse and neatness this week. It’s no fun to tear that hottie’s shirt off when all you can do is worry about how to mend the mess afterwards. My suggestion is to rent a hotel room, buy a costume and leave the clean-up to maid-service.

Taurus
Someone wants to shower you with compliments, kisses and rose-petals this week. Are you willing to accept it? The question in your mind, is the age old, ‘Yeah, but will you respect me in the morning?’ The answer of course is – only if they respected you in the first
place.

Gemini
You may go against your better judgement and blurt out some heated words of passion when everyone (including you) least expects it. That’s what you get for keeping them down for too long. When you repress that bubbling vat of passion – it just explodes to the surface with greater force.

Cancer
Your uneasiness about a new passion or relationship can be put to rest by focusing on the mundane details of life. Clean the house, garden, organize the sock drawer, whatever it takes to keep your mind off the anxiety of emotion. Once you ease your own nerves, you’ll be surprised at how fast the other half of your obsession comes a callin’.

Leo
Dressing up and yelling like Tarzan will certainly get you noticed. I’m not sure it will get you laid, but it will definitely get you noticed. Attention for it’s own sake can be a good time, but sooner or later, someone will come along who’s opinion you value, and then you’ll re-evaluate your strategy.

Virgo
You have a definite case of ‘antsy pants’ this week. This is not to be confused with ‘pansy pants’. One causes you to hurl yourself towards a challenge and the other causes you to run and hide inside the nearest ice-cream parlor. Only those who take risks get the big payoff.

Libra
If you make it a habit to let others fight a battle for you, pretty soon you will find that you no longer have the ability to do it yourself. The same is true for love, if you’re farming out your sentiments (to Hallmark or Harlequin) pretty soon you’ll find your own skills getting weak. Speak from the heart, it’s the only thing that matters.

Scorpio
Like a swashbuckling cavalier you can win the heart of any maiden with your deft moves and ballooning pantaloons. Well, keep a handle on the ballooning part, lest you turn your seduction into a comedy, at your expense. Well, maybe that’s not such a bad idea, humor is the lost erogenous zone.

Sagittarius
When pressures mount, you need a good, um, release. This is one week where you have that feeling, again, and again, and again… I hope your partner has a lot of stamina, ’cause they will have a hard time keeping up. You must be in training for the sextathalon.

Capricorn
Even if it gives you a sexual thrill, please avoid being your own proctologist. There is only so much focus on the southern region of your life experience that anyone else can handle. Analysis and obsession are best saved for the freudian couch. In the meantime use your own couch for more savory pleasures.

Aquarius
To do battle over an intangible ideal may give you great pleasure, but most other people get a headache from it. And that’s not sexy. You will improve your seduction skills by about 100,000% when you let go of the ideological rants and instead talk about moonlight and constellations.

Pisces
If you are pining over a love that’s lost, try to keep a good perspective. You’ve gotta have both the practical AND the romantic side of love for it to last. Too much focus on just the flowery speeches and rose-petals are nice, but don’t count for much if you’re sleeping on the sidewalk.

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Financial Astrology – Pluto: To planet or not to planet, that is the question…

Financial Astrology is the real truth of this planet, and yet, the debate over Pluto rages on; Is it a planet, isn’t it a planet, is it a ‘dwarf’ planet, is it smaller than Eris, is it bigger than Eris. OK guys (Astronomers I mean), we know you all want to compare the size of what’s in your pants, but leave the Solar System out of it will ya.

Financial Astrology and Pluto

Financial Astrology

Pluto - Financial Astrology

Financial Astrology makes use of the Dwarf Planet.

It doesn’t really matter who has a bigger package – or what the Astronomers of the world want to call Pluto. None of us like to be labeled. And if you interview 100 women you will find that 90 out of 100 will agree that size isn’t the most important thing. The finances on the other hand, are more important which is where the financial Astrology of Pluto comes into play. Wikipedia has a good definition here. Which is a nice overview of what financial astrology is all about.

In financial Astrology we make use of the planets to predict trends, changes and find opportunities for ourselves. Finacial Astrology can also provide amazing insight into how we share what we have with other people – and why. Astrologically speaking, Pluto is the planet of subconscious “ID” desires as Freud would like to describe it. In true Freudian fashion, Pluto is all about the sex drives as well as the desire for power, control and domination – which often translates into the world of finances and Financial Astrology. Pluto is no lightweight by any measure – and even though he may be light compared to the other objects in our solar system, he packs a pretty good punch.

Pluto is also responsible for our collective unconscious and the drives that effect it as well as the merging of ourselves with others in not just the sex act, but also how we work together to get our needs met. He governs things like stocks, bonds and the use of money as well as shared resources, which is why he is useful in financial astrology. He’s a pretty important player on the stage of life, and right now, with our current financial world woes, I would have to say he’s most definitely making his presence felt. It is probably the movement of Pluto more than any other planet that has had a huge impact on the world finances – thus proving his usefulness in Financial Astrology.

So, when all is said and done, the Pluto in your Astrology Chart doesn’t really care if he’s a planet, a dwarf, an Oort belt object or a pink cupcake with frosting. He just makes sure that you know all about power, passion and the depths of your unconscious mind. He also has a major impact on ALL financial matters (financial astrology), and this current debate about weather or not he exists seems to make a perfect metaphor for what is taking place in the world finances right now, and Financial Astrology gives a good glimpse into how that will play out. So Pluto is useful, no matter how much macho size posturing the Astronomers of the world like to do, which is why he is the first thing I look at when doing a Financial Astrology Reading for a client.


FREE BREAD – A sign of the times?

I found this series of posts on Craigslist and found it completely hilarious. It has nothing to do with Astrology, but it’s funny, so I thought I’d share:

Free bread pieces 2 pallets Cattle feed squirrels birds (Maywood)

We have two pallets, about 2,000 pounds of bread bite pieces that are out of date code. Great for chickens, squirrels, birds, cattle. Etc.

All of it is in about 100 boxes. You must load into your vehicle. It is now on 2 pallets.

* Location: Maywood

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Bread!!!! Bread!!!!! Bread!!!!! (Azusa)

Every few weeks, I get a bunch of bread, most of which I pass out to the needy families in my neighborhood.

I passed out a whole bunch of it already, but still have 13 bags of Sara Lee Sandwich Bread.

I thought it’d be a good idea if two or three families come on over and take it away. If you are looking for something to do this weekend, perhaps you might be able to take 3 or 4 bags to the duck park and let your kids feed it to them?

This bread is now three days old, but I promise, it is still good. You can always freeze this bread and eat it yourself….. it’s good bread.

This might be a good way to save a few bucks!

E-mail me right away, as this is sitting on my kitchen counter. It is hot and it will go bad if it stays there much longer. I don’t have room in my freezer.

* Location: Azusa

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Free Bread

AFTER 4TH OF JULY I WILL BE GIVING FREE BREAD WHEAT AND WHITE! IT IS NOT FOR RE-SALE
IF INTERESTED PLEASE LET ME KNOW ITS FOR THOSE WHO ARE REALLY IN NEED I WILL BE GIVING 1-2 BAGS FOR EACH FAMILY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED E-MAIL me SO I CAN HAVE ENOUGH WHO ARE INTERESTED
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
PLEASE E-MAIL ME @ W–DY*****84@YAHOO.COM
THANKS AND GOD BLESS

* Location: norwalk

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MORE BREAD TO GIVE AWAY (AZUSA)

had a great turnout/response for the last bread posting I had, that I am re-posting because I have more bread to give away.

If you’d like 1,2, or even 6 loaves of bread…. as it is still edible (and can be frozen for later use). OR use this bread for an outing to take the kids to the duck park in Rosemead? and let them feed the ducks!

BUT> Even though the choice is yours, this bread is edible and will serve as great snacks for your kids this summer. Use it for PB&J Sandwiches, etc. I know many families counted on that free lunch program at school… this will save you a few bucks. It is all Sara Lee Bread… very good. Wheat and white available.

Just e-mail me, let me know how soon can you come, as it is all sitting on my patio and will go bad quickly. Then all you have to do is show up and take it from my patio at your very earliest convenience…. tis’ that easy! :)

* Location: AZUSA

re: The Free Bread thing.

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First post says the bread is in Norwalk, and then the second post says it’s in Azuza, and only hours apart between posts.

Smells like a fishy post to me.

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Re:re: The Free Bread thing. – (anywhere)
I think the Azusa posting refers to the previous bread giveaway posted a couple of days ago, not the Norwalk one. Just a coincidence.

* Location: anywhere

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re: re: re: the free bread thing (wherever)

I’d watch out, though, because the post office is full of mug shots of dirty, despicable people trying to give away free bread. I’ve seen them all over america’s most wanted too.

misinformation does not necessarily a scam make.

it’s called a mistake.

chill the fuck out.

* Location: wherever

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regarding free bread

for all you doubters the free bread in azusa is for real i just picked up 4 loafs and bagels also. yhea!!!!!!!!! thank you sadie:)

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Yeah, I guess we all need to watch out for those FREE BREAD criminals :-0


Astrology and the White House

It’s pretty common knowledge that the Reagan Administration used Astrologers and consulted them regularly, so when Obama made Nancy Reagan look like a whack job by saying she had ‘seances’ it was pretty out of line, which is why he apologized later.

Astrology and the White House

This story on Obama’s Astrology gaffe gives the overview. When reached for comment, AstrologyChick had this to say, “Hey, FIRST OFF Astrology is NOT a seance and never has been! The two are from completely different planets and SECOND: author Alex Carnevale should have been on my Astrology Newsletter list where an Obama prediction was made loud and clear.”

A related story on the AP Wire discussed how Hilary Clinton was consulting a spiritual advisor and the press suddenly got all fast and loose with the term ‘seance’.  We asked a local surfer to comment on the subject, “Dude, Seance, is like a totally different thing. Really, like, go and check your dictionary and stuff. Aren’t you like, press, guys supposed to be like, all smart and know big words and what they mean and sh*t?”

A lot of mysticism was tossed around in the media and in connection to the White House today. Did they know that the Moon was in mystic Pisces, or were they just mindless Astro-zombies playing out the will of the Astrological planets on a purely unconscious level?

Two scenario’s are possible here a) the press could have a secret plan to take over the world by using Astrology to time the release of their stories, or b) they do NOT use the stars, claim the stars have no impact, and then do exactly what the stars SHOULD compel them to do. Either way, the date for these stories is right in line with the Astrology of the Pisces Moon. Is it just an accident? You decide.


My new 3G iPhone already paid for itself thanks to Neptune

I waited to buy my Iphone. I waited over a week actually, for several reasons.

FIRST: My astrological philosophy is that when something is hard to do – IE you must wait 6 hours in line to get your hands on a coveted iPhone device – then that is a BAD aspect and I don’t want to buy a phone at that time.

SECOND: As an Astrologer, I know that electronics croak when they are getting bad aspects from Neptune or to one’s own natal Neptune. I could regale you with sob stories about the PC that I had which crashed and burned like clockwork every few weeks until I finally had to force it back into Circuit City’s reluctant hands and demand a refund. But you get the idea.

Once that PC problem was solved I had a flash of insight: why not look at my own compatibility with the endlessly troublesome Microsoft/Windows platform. OHhhhhh, lookie, lookie – it couldn’t possibly be any MORE INCOMPATIBLE for me. Specifically we clashed in all directions Neptune related. Yep, that was it for me – no more Windows. My Mac and I have been living in digital bliss ever since.

Soooo, the moral of the story is that I waited to buy my iPhone until any pesky Astrology aspects that might threaten my lust affair with my new iphone were irrelevant. Even better, I made sure I was getting GOOD aspects. And it already paid off.

You see I went to court today to fight one of those new fangled camera snap-shot traffic tickets (we can all thank Saturn in Virgo for these). Ultimately the only way to fight this ticket is to create a shadow of a doubt that the grainy traffic enforcement picture might not actually be YOU, driving YOUR car. You must create this shadow of a doubt even though the snapshot strongly resembles YOU and has technical timestamps proving six ways to Sunday that yes, the person in the drivers seat did actually enter the intersection AFTER the light turned red. Things looked bad, they looked real bad. But I had an ace up my sleeve – I had my trusty iPhone.

traffic ticket

Above is the “alleged” photo of me running a red light.

You see, there on my iPhone was a picture of someone who looked enough like me that she could have been a relative who had just happened to drive my car. Basically the court just wants to see proof. It worked to my advantage that I gave proof in a way that the court had never seen before. Both the prosecuting officer and the Judge we so distracted by the sleek beauty and glossy appeal of my iPhone that she ruled in my favor. Or at least that’s the story I like to tell myself.

It’s probably closer to the truth to say that she had doubts and thought the woman in the photo might be mistaken for me. But, for my part, thanks to Neptune, I’ve fallen a little deeper in love with my iPhone. I know it’s not healthy, I know people will condemn our love – but I can’t help it, I’m a geek.


Not so Sacred Cow Astrology

Sacred Cow, entertaining, humorous

Sometimes we need a good laugh at our favorite Sacred Cow.

Sacred Cow

This has absolutely nothing to do with Astrology, but the guys over at BoingBoing sure are hilarious. You can find lot’s of the best stuff on the net to entertain yourself with over there. They have posts on witches flying in the British countryside, a Bogus Beatles Bands contest, the Hamsters Lunch kit, The Worlds Smallest Bodybuilder, How to melt a Beer bottle in a Microwave, the ever popular Psycho shower curtain. And of course, in the hard to believe but true category: Nicaraguan town wealthy from cocaine bricks washing up on shore.

I’d sure love to get those guys birth dates.


Hilarious take on Saturn in Virgo

Of course Saturn in Virgo is about health,
of course it is about being perfect,
of course it coincides with a recently published health study in the UK

Does it surprise anyone to learn that the UK is a Virgo?
I expect we’ll hear a lot from them this year.
They’ll nag us,
They’ll pick us apart.
They’ll be like our critical mother who picks up the socks we left lying around while pressing the back of her hand to her forehead and shooting nasty glares in our general direction.

We’ll see lot’s of news stories about skinny anorexic models starving to death (on purpose!)
We’ll all feel fat by comparison,
We’ll hate the pictures, hate the women, feel sorry for them and generally be upset about it.

But the best part is this Hilarious take on it all I found on the web.


The truth about Mars and Venus

It’s true that men will always be men and women will always be women.   My dear friend e-mailed me this hilarious message, and I wish I knew who wrote it so that I could credit them for it.  But it gave me a laugh, and I hope it does for you too.
Nine words women use…

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

 8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true.


The Winter Solstice, the Grinch and Santa Clause – Brrrr

Today is the winter solstice – the shortest, coldest day of the year. This is the day that has forever been used for ‘bringing in the light‘ ceremonies. These ceremonies serve to spiritually ask the light to return, since if it were to keep on getting smaller and colder, it wouldn’t be long before we were all human popsicles.

The day is short, not just because the Earth is far from the Sun but also because we are tilted away from the Sun. This is important because whenever a planet is over the North pole – it is cold. The opposite is true when it is over the South pole – then it is hot.

The story of Santa Clause is the story of the darkest coldest most Saturn day of the year being warmed up and lighted up by the Jolly Generous Fat Man (Jupiter). It is the metaphor for the returning of the light. We humans need this story, we need to believe that the light and the warmth will return. We need to believe that the light will crowd out the darkness, and it always does.

So light a candle and light the one that lives in your own soul. This is the day of the year that is ultimately about the Goodness of heart, spirit and generosity overcoming dark, bitter mean corners, sometimes called the Grinch. The best remedy for the Grinch is hearty laughter.

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You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

The Grinch stealing Christmas

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.


You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”


You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You’re a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


Britney Spears, it takes a Gemini to gas the Paparazzi

This video  of Britney Spears getting gas is funny…

But if you watch closely you will see a guy goofing around, pretending to be a Paparazzi photographer.  You can hear the other guys getting upset at him too.  Well, that guy is a friend named Dustin

Dusty is an almost always hilarious, and usually fearless Gemini, and this shot proves it. It is very fitting that this funny Gemini named Dustin should shine the limelight back on the Gemini Ruled profession of the Paparazzi.  Brit is a Sagittarius, Gemini is her opposite sign (opposites rule relationships) and she surely seems to have a constant relationship with these shutter bugs.  Certainly that relationship has lasted longer than her romances.

So, if the tabloids really want to delve into the heart of Britney’s relationship woes, it will be most revealing to look at the guys taking the pictures, as well as the girl in them.


Britain believes America loves the Devil

Here is a story that the British papers ran: Devil More Popular than Darwin

The thing that most American’s probably won’t get right away from the Headline is the subtext of this headline.  The headline may sound kind of straight forward to us, but it isn’t, not to a British person anyway.  I grew up in London, and half my family is British, so let me translate this: the very fact that this IS a headline says that it is shocking that Americans put more stock into religious beliefs than we do into scientific ones. This is NOT an attitude that British people share with Americans.

England (a Virgo) tends to value it’s smarts over it’s heart, while in America (a Cancer) the opposite is true.  British people read this and shake their heads.  American’s look at the English as snobs – but smart.  I hate to burst anyone’s bubble but there are a lot of smart American’s and tons of dumb ignorant English people!


Astrology + Anime = Who Knows???

Ok, I’ve been a big fan of Anime for a long time. In case you don’t know, Anime is a Japanese cartoon style of animation that has a huge underground following. And since I am closely tied to the film community here in LA, and since Anime is often borrowed upon in filmmaking – I have become a big fan of it.

Any of you who watch the TV show Hero’s should know that that show owes a great debt to Anime, which is where it gets a lot of it’s style elements. Anime is different from ‘Marvel’ style comics in a few ways, one of which is the drawing style: notably big eyes, and sometimes oversized mouths or other features. Another is that Anime usually has longer, more drawn out storylines. To take a look at a site devoted to anime you can go to http://animes.anakdatuk.com/2007/05/16/wordpress-auctionads-widget/. This site is pretty devoted to tech, but that’s not unusual in the world of Anime – Cartooning and computer tech is often done by the same people.

Anime Cartoon Character

I once had a boyfriend who brought me back a pair of ‘Astro Boy’ socks from Japan!

You can see an actual anime episode by clicking that link. Wikipedia says about Anime: “Like any entertainment medium, the story lines represent most major genres of fiction.” But in Japan Anime is completely mainstream and seen everywhere. It is probably a big part of what you think of unconsciously when you think of Japan or Japanese style, whithout even being aware of it.

Since this seems to be the topic of the week; here’s a blog that discusses feminism in Manga. Which certainly seems to fit the Saturn moving into Virgo theme I’ve been discussing. Manga/Anime is often just cartoon porn, which makes it a very debatable subject.

Astrologically, I would assign Marvel style comics to Mars – since they are always about the Hero’s journey and full of fights, and the color schemes are all primary (Mars) colors. Anime in Japan has a lot of these elements as well, and one aspect of it is very sexualized (which is also Mars) but I would ascribe Japanese Anime to Jupiter, because it is more the art of storytelling as a whole. Anime is based on Manga (Japanese drawn cartoons) which are usually primarily done in Black and White. And Stories as well as myths are the domain of Jupiter, and what is more Mythological than a whole style and Genre of storytelling? Ultimately, I would love to find someone who is a digital animator to work on an Astrology project. Any ideas? I’d love to hear from my readers on this, and if you or anyone you know might be able to do something like this, please contact me!

Moe style of Manga/Anime

Thanks.
Aura


Studio 60; Saturn, the Devil and Divine Comedy

The TV Gods have smiled upon us finally and handed over a moment in TV history that NBC can truly be proud of. To say that this new TV show: Studio 60, Live from the Sunset Strip is a good show is an understatement. Alan Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme team up and bring out the best in each other. It is a great moment in art, history and the examination of human nature. I discovered it by accident, after half watching ‘Deal or No Deal’, I saw the trailer, it looked interesting so I tuned in to see the show that is clearly based on the early years of “Saturday Night Live” – back when it was great cutting edge comedy. It has since been watered down immensely, and this is exactly the issue that “Studio 60″ addresses as the show unfolds and gives us moments remeniscent of the Academy Award winning movie “Network”. The next 10 minutes was one of those rare, “Oh my God, I can’t believe what I am seeing.” mixtures of shock and joy. It’s good. It’s really good. My next thought after realizing just how cutting edge and good this show is, was to call my friend Laila.

I’ll tell you why I instantly had to call Laila in a moment, but first lets back up to the early years of Saturday Night Live – the years of Steve Martin, John Balushi, Chevy Chase, Gilda Rander, Dan Akroyd, Garrett Morris, Jane Curtin, Lariaine Newman  and political satire like it hasn’t been seen since in this country. Sure John Stewart is good – but he’s just one guy, Saturday Night Live was a confluence of talent that together took each other to a higher level. I wasn’t even a teenager then, and it was on way past my bedtime but I remember going to sleep and hearing it on TV as my parents watched it in the other room. I knew then that it was something special. Having the good luck to catch an old episode where Steve Martin performed his legendary “King Tut” sketch recently left me rolling on the ground, it stood the test of time. And it can’t just be me who thought those guys were geniuses, almost every single one of them launched huge movie careers after being on the show. This is why I had to call Laila, you see she used to produce Saturday Night Live back then (sorry for dating you Laila). And she agreed, Studio 60 was like flashing back to those days for her. Laila isn’t really one to toot her own horn, but she gave Tom Hanks his first big break, right there on Saturday Night Live.

Laila Nabulsi is the only person I have ever met who’s birthday is on New Years Eve – Dec. 31. This is also the only day of the year that is governed by the Joker card. It’s sure not a stretch to see that the Joker should be working in comedy. And this brings me to a secret of esoteric proportions. Back in the days of Kings and feudal lords, every court had a resident Joker, Jester or Fool. Once a year it was the Joker’s job to step up to the throne and take the place of the King and make fun of him, his court and human nature. From these ancient roots was born our current tradition of “The Roast” where friends gather to tease, taunt and generally harass a guest of honor. When done well, this can be excruciatingly funny. Check out the Stephen Colbert presidential roast of GW Bush. Of course, true to Studio 60′s themes – this roast of GW never made it onto Network Television; dispite the fact that Stephen Colbert is truly hilarious. Good luck finding it on Google. It is so on the mark that even Google has edited it out of their results, the link above seems to be the only place left that even has the video anymore!

December 31 is in the Sign of Capricorn which is ruled by Saturn. If any planet is capable of crushing cruelty, it is Saturn. In Tarot Saturn is the Devil card, and I have often seen people turn white as a sheet when this card shows up in their reading. But the fear is a manifestation of not understanding what the Devil represents. He repesents all of our human false beliefs, beliefs that lead us to do and be or confront the darkest parts of the human soul. Capricorn people often have to face and confront the darkest aspects of human nature, either in themselves or others. This is particularly true for those born during the 3 darkest days of the year – the Winter Solstice, Dec 22, 23, and 24 (depending on the year it can vary to the 21st and the 25th). This is why we celebrate Christmas on the 25th – to bring light and celebration to this darkness. The timing of Christmas is also co-opted from the ancient pagan rituals that were designated for just this purpose.

The esoteric secret of the Devil – and therefore Saturn is that humor and laughter are the most powerful and effective weapons that we have against his darkness. The fastest way to clear dark energy from a building is with laughter, the same is true for people. Where there is humor dark spirits can’t hang out for long. By offering ones self up as a joke, we clear away the garbage. This is probably why so many comedians are tortured souls. We often laugh because otherwise we’d cry. It is the most palatable way to confront the truth. If a joke makes someone angry – that is usually because there is some truth in it, and they don’t like that truth or are somehow invested in keeping the truth buried and hidden. And secrets are that Devil Saturn’s playground.

The Devil called Saturn, in all his manifestations at the core represents the false belief that physical reality dominates the spiritual intangible aspects of humanity. This is NOT true, but believing this falsehood paves the way for all sorts of perversions of the human condition. Everything from the desire for power over others, to war, control, greed, powermongering, the abuse of children, violence, rape, laziness, ego, addiction, illness and vanity can be the resuts. The antidote is laughter, because after all, what your mother told you is true; Laughter IS the best medicine. And comedy in it’s most inspired form confronts us with a profound truth in such a way that we can triumph over it and be left with the one thing that humorless, or Saturn dominated people can never experience – Hope.


Balancing Eggs ~ The Real Test

OK The Movie of the Egg Balancing is finished. Click on either link below to watch it. And of course the photos below show an egg balanced on our kitchen counter. But the real trick is the bottom image, where I balanced the egg on it’s narrow pointy end. We do this in the movie too – just in case you think this photo has been ‘doctored.’ And don’t forget to post your comments below.
To read more about what this has to do with Astrology then read my post on Whole Sky Astrology

The Egg and The Equinox – A movie THIS LINK IS FOR PC USERS

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW THE QUICKTIME MOVIE

Balance an Egg on the Equinox

Egg Balancing on Wide End

Egg Balancing on Wide End

 

 

 

 

Egg Balanced on Pointy End

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